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You have invited a midget over for dinner. What do you do?

Put him in the oven until he's crisp

Treat him to a delicious baked dinner

Insist he wears a bib and sits in a high chair

Refuse to talk to him until he reveals the secret recipe for the Everlasting Gobstopper

A midget approaches you and asks to borrow a dollar. What do you do?

Giggle a little bit, then walk away

Bend him over and ride on his back like a horse

Hand over a dollar. He deserves it

Pretend your a rhinoceros and charge at him

You are surrounded by ninja midgets. What do you do?

Play dead. Their vision is based on movement

Go Super Mario style, and bounce on their heads

ROFL

Give up. No-one can beat ninja midgets

You jump into a taxi only to find that the driver is a midget. What do you do?

Jump out

Kick the midget out, and drive yourself

Offer to go grab a booster seat

Ask where the reindeers are

You are walking in a park late at night when you come across a homeless midget sleeping. What do you do?

Let him be. He looks sooo cute

Pour some hot sauce on him, then light him on fire

Lay down next to him and get snuggly

Steal all his clothes

It's Christmas Eve and you come home to find a midget breaking into your house. What do you do?

Put him on top of your Christmas tree

Wrap him up and give him as a Christmas present to your mother

Leave him alone. He can't reach the door handle anyway

Invite him in for a cold drink

You're waiting in a line and a midget pushes in front. What do you do?

Grab him by the ears, and throw him to the back of the line

Roll him up in a carpet, and throw him off a bridge. hehehe

Let it go. You need to control your rage

Facepalm him, then perform a flying dropkick

You're stuck on an island with a midget. What is 1 item you wish you had brought?

A gun. This midget is annoying

A knife and fork. I hear they taste nice

Cocoa beans. They worked for Wonka

A condom. Enough said..